{"id":1812,"date":"2013-07-17T04:36:11","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T03:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/?p=1812"},"modified":"2013-07-27T01:14:04","modified_gmt":"2013-07-27T00:14:04","slug":"the-great-american-fast-food-odyssey-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/?p=1812","title":{"rendered":"The Great American Fast Food Odyssey &#8211; part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Foreign Service Officers (i.e. U.S. &#8220;diplomats&#8221;) are Congressionally mandated to spend a decent amount of time in the United States between tours &#8211; presumably so that we maintain a good understanding of our home countries while we&#8217;re out representing America to other countries. \u00a0This means is that every 2-3 years, between foreign tours, we&#8217;re required to spend a month or so at home, getting to know our country again. \u00a0It&#8217;s called <a href=\"http:\/\/careers.state.gov\/faqs\/faqs-wiki\/what-is-foreign-service-home-leave-\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;home leave,&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0and it can be expensive, unless you spending the month holed up in your parents&#8217; basement to save money.\u00a0Not that my parents have a basement. \u00a0ANYhoo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My 15-year-old came up with a great way to spend our first (and likely my daughters&#8217; last) home leave: rent an RV and go cruising up and down the Western states for a week or two. \u00a0So we&#8217;re driving this giant rig from Eugene, Oregon, as far south as out budget will allow, for the next couple of weeks. Here&#8217;s how our trip started:<\/p>\n<p> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Cascades Timelapse\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PFRiIKLwP1g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So why is &#8220;Fast Food&#8221; in the title of this blog post? \u00a0Well, one of the unexplained phenomena that occurs when Americans spend years outside the country &#8211; especially with teens &#8211; is that we develop an unexplained, and often unhealthy obsession with American Fast Food. \u00a0This, in spite of being able to step back and observe its effects on American society. \u00a0And in our case, we&#8217;ve spent the better part of the time between July 2007 and&#8230;well, last week &#8211; outside the United States. \u00a0For the last couple of years, the only thing remotely &#8220;fast&#8221; and &#8220;American&#8221; has been KFC (which is remarkably popular in Namibia, but that&#8217;s for another blog post). \u00a0So a big part of this Western States Odyssey is about satisfying our cravings for all of the fast food we have missed out on.<\/p>\n<p>And we make quite a sight, walking in to these establishments. \u00a0Empty Taco Bell, in walk four Americans as the only customers, and the cashier stares at us as we deliberately stay back a bit, in order to carefully study the menu, oohing and aahing at the offerings. \u00a0&#8220;Uh, just a minute &#8211; we&#8217;re studying the menu.&#8221; \u00a0Who needs to study the menu at Taco Bell?<\/p>\n<p>You see, the menu DOES change. \u00a0You may not notice &#8211; it&#8217;s like not noticing when a family member&#8217;s hair grows. \u00a0But try leaving for a couple of years and see if there&#8217;s a difference.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8230; what was so amazing about Taco Bell (other than its always pleasant affordability)?<\/p>\n<p>Taco shells made out of Doritos! \u00a0Cool ranch OR nacho cheese flavor. \u00a0Who comes up with that?!? \u00a0And fluffy deep fried things from Cinnabon filled with whipped cream! \u00a0Mmmmm&#8230;.yummy <del>unhealthy<\/del> American goodness! \u00a0And a whole bunch of other things&#8230;but I couldn&#8217;t break away from the cool ranch Dorito taco shells.<\/p>\n<p>You people really should not take these things for granted.<\/p>\n<p>Next: \u00a0Burger King!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foreign Service Officers (i.e. U.S. &#8220;diplomats&#8221;) are Congressionally mandated to spend a decent amount of time in the United States between tours &#8211; presumably so that we maintain a good understanding of our home countries while we&#8217;re out representing America to other countries. \u00a0This means is that every 2-3 years, between foreign tours, we&#8217;re required [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[923,70],"tags":[907,904,905,906],"class_list":["post-1812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-leave-2","category-random-musings","tag-doritos","tag-fast-food","tag-home-leave","tag-taco-bell"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1812"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1859,"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions\/1859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tazmpictures.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}